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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 13:08

No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Loons and Moons
Julio Rodríguez addresses robbery at his home - MLB.com
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why does the God of the Bible condemn homosexual acts?
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
No way
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
Which is better, a naked picture of some one you know or porn videos?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What do flat Earthers think causes the "magical downward force"?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
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Paolini and 'legend' Errani win women's doubles title - Yahoo Sports
No go.
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
How do you view men and women who cheat?
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.