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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 13:08

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Loons and Moons

Julio Rodríguez addresses robbery at his home - MLB.com

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

A reservoir of gold lies hidden in Earth’s core. Scientists say it’s leaking - CNN

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

Microsoft confirms auth issues affecting Microsoft 365 users - BleepingComputer

Another attempt resulted in ...

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why does the God of the Bible condemn homosexual acts?

Just Forget it!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Sean “Diddy” Combs’ Faces New Accuser “Jane” Wednesday; Trial Dominated Today By $100K Payment For “Only Copy” Of 2016 LA Hotel Footage Of Cassie Ventura Beating - Deadline

So, the docs changed it to read

Hysterias & Posteriors

Thumbs down again.

Dow futures dip as Wall Street weighs likelihood of Trump's latest tariff threat, while U.S. eyes call to resolve China trade snag - Fortune

No way

Nuts and Butts

Everyone loved it.

Which is better, a naked picture of some one you know or porn videos?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What do flat Earthers think causes the "magical downward force"?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So they tried

Paolini and 'legend' Errani win women's doubles title - Yahoo Sports

No go.

Next, they tried...

share office space ...

Sunt accusamus voluptates dolorem porro excepturi quis officiis facere.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Minds and Behinds

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

How do you view men and women who cheat?

Still no good

Unacceptable again!

Still no good.

Are you more of a butt guy or a boob guy?